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Love that one. Here's a joke that a female flight attendant told me:
Why is it called "PMS"?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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LOL!
Thought you would like that blonde joke.
Sam, go ahead and tell us your joke(s)!
Rita
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The Americans and Russians wanted to put an end to the cold war and figure out a way to declare a winner without getting into a nuclear holicost.
After a 4 day Summit of getting nowhere they finally agreed that in 7 years to the day, they would have a dog fight and whoevers dog won the fight would then be declared the winner and they would rule the World.
For the seven years the Russians had their top scientists breeding Pitbulls with Great Danes, and cross breeded them with Rotweilers and wolves until they had the biggest nastiest dog in the world, they only fed it raw meat with specially added proteins and vitamins and adjitated him by constantly kicking the cage and poking at him until the dog was at a point where it would tear any other dog into little pieces.
Finally the day of the big dog fight came and waiting in the ring was this large rusted steel cage with this massive snarling and biting Russian killer dog, chewing on the solid rusty old steel bars with foam pouring out of his knarly toothed mouth. It was a terrifiing site. Then, the main door to the ring opens and in walks the Americans and on the end of their leash was a 9 foot Dachsund scurrying behind them. All the Russians broke out laughing at the site of this giant American hotdog and just knew that they had this fight in the bag and that they would soon rule the world!
The Americans walked their giant 9 foot dachsund into the ring and removed the leash. The Russians, still laughing, were standing on top of this big rusty steel cage with this huge nasting, drooling, snarling dog. Finally, the bell rang and the Russians lifted the gate to the cage and this Massive, snarling dog jumps out at the giant 9 foot dachsund. As the dog was in mid air the giant dachsund, turns, opens his mouth, and swallows the Russian dog whole. The Russians were in shock! They told the Americans that they had their best team of scientists breeding dogs and inventing nutrients and vitamins and beating him and tourmenting him for 7 years until he was the meanest nastiest dog in the world and are in total shock that the American dog just swallowed him in one bite! How could this be? they demanded. The Americans replied, it took us 7 years and our best team of plastic surgons to make an Alligator look like a dachsund....
