[Lynn]

Warning: Adult Content.

Mods feel free to delete if this is too risque'

This is the story of Corky. Corky was a regular guy in almost all respects. You see, the reason he was tagged with that nickname (Corky) was the unusual shape of a certain appendage. Yes, his johnson was shaped like a cork screw.

His entire adult life, he felt frustrated. He just didn’t think he fit in; at least not a snugly as he thought it should be. The frustration continued for years. He heard rumors of a gal in the deepest part of the jungle in Africa that had a ... hmm, shall we say a certain body part peculiar to females that was... you guessed it, shaped like a cork screw. At first he just dismissed the rumors as folk lore. Come on, what are the odds? After reading an issue of National Geographic at the Doctor’s office one day, he was convinced; she really did exist. Surely this was his soul mate.

He books plane fare to an unidentified Country in Africa. He does some investigating, and finds out where this fair maiden lives. He has to go by train for 6 hours. Then he uses a private tour guide in a Land Rover for another 4 hours. The last two hours is by foot. He also goes to the expense of getting an interpreter.

Eventually, he finds the village and identifies the girl. He and his interpreter start the difficult task of delicately broaching the subject of joining in holy .... something. Unbelievably, she is just as frustrated as him. She is game. They discuss logistics. Harness? What else are we going to need?

They come up with a plan, and the blessed evening is finally here. Then, to Corky’s surprise....










Wouldn’t you know it? Left hand threads.