September 2015:
Well - it was bound to happen....
Took the GTO to the hardware store over the weekend and rolled over 5000 miles.
It was kind of a big deal (emotionally) for me. I knew it wouldn't stay under 5000 forever - I took it to church a couple weeks ago and figured that would be the day. Unfortunately it landed at 4998.8, so that gave me a couple more weeks to think about it. The trip yesterday blew that number away.
I'm over it now, though. Anything less than 10,000 is ok with me.