Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
A: About 5 mph
Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree?
A: Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”
Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!
Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.
and there are many many more. Elephant jokes are so stupid they never fail to crack me up.
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