Texas Aggie #1: Hey there man, what you got in the bag.
Texas Aggie #2: Live Chickens.
Texas Aggie #1: If I guess how many there are, would you give them to me?
Texas Aggie #2: Sure; if you guess both of 'em.
Texas Aggie #1: OK; five.
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