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Old 02-06-2018, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart View Post
"...clean underwear..."
I have a racing buddy who lost part of his ring finger in a shop accident.

Naturally, he wasn't planning on going to the hospital that day, so he had on some old underwear that had a bunch of holes in it (/them?).

When he got to the emergency room he had to get a tetanus shot first thing. The nurse asked him to pull his jeans down, and then commented "...well, at least I don't have to ask you to pull your underwear down..."

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