The young newlyweds of very prestigious parents were promised a Million dollar endowment by their parents with the instructions that in order to collect it they must remain unimpregnated for 1 years. They agreed and thought between themselves, for that sum of money they could resist but after just 2 months of abstinence the lust had begun to wear on them, but they persisted and remained chaste. But by the 6th month, they were beginning to lose their restraint powers and went to speak with the attorney and explained their plight and he asked them why they didn't use a birth preventative method like a prophylactic and by the look they gave back he became aware that they knew nothing about this. So he explained that they go to a pharmacist and purchase some condoms. He advised them to read and pay close attention to the usage directions and follow those instructions exactly, and they would be able to enjoy the sexual benefits of their marriage without fear of becoming pregnant. He emphasized the need to follow the instructions precisely. About 3 months they returned to the lawyer very upset and infuriated, screaming at him, that she was now with child, and as such, they would no longer be entitled to the endowment. The lawyer asked if they followed the directions as listed because, if they had, she would not have become impregnated. They insisted that they followed the directions exactly, the lawyer baffled requested that he accompany them home to observe how they went about their preparation, They took the attorney back to their home, he told them 'now just go about it like he wasn't there and do as they usually did 'The young wife hopped into bed the husband took the condom out of it packing read it carefully then placed it neatly on the piano and proceeded to plow the lovely awaiting young wife. The lawyer screamed 'what the hell are you doing' why did you put the condom on the piano? The young man said " I followed the directions exactly as stated, I carefully removed from the packaging so as not to tear or puncture the condom then 'as per the instructions' I then went to put it on my organ, but we don't have an organ so I put it on the Piano.
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