[SeattleCarGuy]

Sorry if this is a bit off-color:

Little boy comes home from school and his dad asks him what he learned today.

The boy says they were explaining the difference between theory and reality, but he says he didn't really understand the difference.

The father thinks for a moment and asks his son to go upstairs and ask his older sister if she would have sex with the mailman for half a million dollars.

The boy returns and says that she thought it about it for a moment and then said knowing how much good the money would do the family, she said she would sleep with the mailman for half a million dollars.

The father then asks the boy to go ask his mother if she would sleep with the milkman for half a million dollars.

The boy returns and says that she thought it about it for a moment and then said knowing how much good the money would do the family, she said she would sleep with the milkman for half a million dollars.

The father thinks for a moment and then says to the boy; "well son, the difference between theory and reality goes something like this; In theory, this family is a millionaire family. In reality, your sister and mother are a couple of whores."