[Keith Seymore]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: earntaz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, &quot;I got a flat tahr.&quot;

The passerby asked, &quot;But what's with the flowers?&quot;

The man responded, &quot;When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.&quot;
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That's a good one.

My dad was from SE Missouri, so he would put &quot;tars&quot; on the car but &quot;tire&quot; on the roadway. Never made sense to me either.

I remember when my son asked me: &quot;Daddy, why does Papaw say 'thank ya'?&quot;

The standard telephone greeting was &quot;Haaar YUUU?!&quot; to which the correct reply was &quot;...Ahm FAAHHNN!&quot;

K