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Old 10-21-2015, 12:59 PM
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Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
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