[Lynn]

Sorry if this is a repost.

Elderly lady takes her husband to the doc.

After an exam, Doc takes the lady into the next room:
"Your husband is in bad shape.
He needs you to be attentive and loving.
Believe it or not, he needs regular sex.
He needs a hot breakfast every morning.
Most importantly, you cannot nag him or cause him any stress whatsoever."

Man and wife are leaving the Doc's office, and he asks, "What did the Doctor say?"













Her answer: "You're gonna die."