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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: old5.0</div><div class="ubbcode-body">April fool's joke, guys. Although it does sound like something Chuck would come up with. </div></div>

did anyone even bother to read the entire story ?? [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/bs.gif[/img] [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img]

.... Non-polka
dancers had a rate of colon cancer
that was 47% higher than those
who danced every week. “Some of
the results could be explained by
diet, and we are centering our
investigation on this aspect.
Kielbasa, stuffed cabbage and
beet soup could be the answer, but
before anyone starts recommending them, we need to look a little
farther into this.”
Not long after the results were
released, Rev. Jesse Jackson went
before a bank of microphones in
Atlanta, GA to question why no
African-Americans were included
in the Pittsburgh study. “This is
blatant discrimination,” said
Jackson “This is the kind of thing
we marched in Selma, Alabama to
keep from happening. Why did
they purposely leave blacks out of
this survey? Were they afraid we
would out-dance them?”
A spokesman for the university
attempted.....