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Old 05-07-2010, 03:49 PM
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Default Re: Actual 911 calls

A man walks into his kitchen with a duck under his arm.
He says, " this is the fat pig I've been sleeping with".

The wife who's at the stove says, " that's not a pig, that's a duck".

The man says, " I wasn't talking to you".
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