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Old 04-12-2010, 06:35 PM
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Jesse,

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most
beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth

and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell

you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now
the named " America 's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just one an Oscar

(which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you

were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper

and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated [censored] cheater on the planet!

And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take

half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially
after Sandra speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you.

How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a dispicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!!



You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.

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