[Ngtflyr]

Here's one I can relate to:

I Want to Be a Pilot by a Fifth Grader....
- I want to be a Pilot when I grow up because it's fun and easy to do.

- Pilots don't need much school, they just have to learn numbers so they can read instruments.

- I guess they should be able to read maps so they can find their way if they are lost.

- Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if its foggy and they can't see or if a wing or a motor falls off they should stay calm so they'll know what to do.

- Pilots need to have good eyes so they can see through clouds and they can't be afraid of lightning or thunder because they are closer to them than we are.

- The salary pilots make is another thing I like; they make more money than they can spend; this is because most people think airplane flying is dangerous except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.

- There isn't much I don't like, except girls like pilots and all the stewardesses want to marry them so they always have to chase them away so they won't bother them.

- I hope I don't get airsick because if I do I couldn't be a pilot and I would have to go to work for a living!...