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Two Woodpeckers...


A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which country had the toughest trees.. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed that Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker in the world could peck.


The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was
absolutely amazed.


The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by the 'top' woodpeckers).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully

pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it
that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican
tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither
was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both
came to the same conclusion, almost at the same time:



Apparently, Tiger Woods
was right, when he said, "Your pecker usually gets harder
when you're away from home."