Belair62
 

Heres to wishing Gags a very Happy Birthday! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif
Rick

Re: Belair62
 

The meaning of life


On the first day, God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's
a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you
possibly give me my twenty,the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


I think Bob started barking a little early! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Happy Birthday ya ol' Geezer! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Re: Belair62
 

Hey Gags...have a very Happy Birthday! Take one of those cool musclecars that are "put away" out for a spin... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Re: Belair62
 

<font color="red"> 50? </font> https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/blush.gif

Jeez Bob, you're OLD! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Hope you have a GREAT birthday!!!

Rita https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/smile.gif

Re: Belair62
 

That's great, Cumby! Happy Birthday, Bob... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Re: Belair62
 

Bob, Happy Birthday https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/worship.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Re: Belair62
 

-----Bob,,,Have a great day. Remember,,,You can do whatever you want on your birthday!!!.........Bill S

Re: Belair62
 

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Remember,,,You can do whatever you want on your birthday!!!!

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So what do you call the other 364 days of the year that he does what he wants? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif
Rick

Re: Belair62
 

Hey Belair62! Happy 62nd Birthday. Their all yours. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

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Re: Belair62
 

Have a Happy Birthday Bob... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

I'd say something smart-as$ed, but I know how grumpy you old guys can get.