CL ad--how not to sell
 

This could be one of the more ridiculously written ads I've seen. I guess paragraphs or bullet points for each item is too much to ask....

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/rvs/2830578008.html

Re: CL ad--how not to sell
 

-----Just got dizzy,,,had to go lay down and take a nap.......Bill S

Re: CL ad--how not to sell
 

Holy run on sentence, Batman.

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I think my web browser is still trying to load all the text. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/crazy.gif[/img]

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You guys need to spend some time on Ebay and see an ad like this without the ability to spell.

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Well I do have to say that at least the seller used punctuation and capital letters, which tells me he's probably older than 21.

I wonder where our society will be in 10 years, when the kids today become nurses, pharmacists, and doctors, taking care of our generation.

Your text: Can you tell me what the dosage is on these pills?

Doctor's text message : take 2 pils 4 yo coff n stuf up nose if u want 2 call me at da offis iz ok

Your text : Ok, I will try this medicine.

Doctor's text message : yo nerse wil call bak latr ta aks how u feelin bro

Welcome to the future....

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You for got to add the following to the Doctor's text:

Doctor's text message : take 2 pils LIKE 4 yo coff n LIKE stuf up nose if u want 2 LIKE call me at da LIKE offis iz LIKE ok

And I'm not trying to be funny about this.




<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StealthBird</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well I do have to say that at least the seller used punctuation and capital letters, which tells me he's probably older than 21.

I wonder where our society will be in 10 years, when the kids today become nurses, pharmacists, and doctors, taking care of our generation.

Your text: Can you tell me what the dosage is on these pills?

Doctor's text message : take 2 pils 4 yo coff n stuf up nose if u want 2 call me at da offis iz ok

Your text : Ok, I will try this medicine.

Doctor's text message : yo nerse wil call bak latr ta aks how u feelin bro

Welcome to the future.... </div></div>

Re: CL ad--how not to sell
 

The guy in Arizona must have a relative in &quot;middle O' Kentucky&quot;.

LINK

Kurt