The Ideal Woman
 

I just received the email "The Ideal Woman"

a mildly entertaining Power Point display of several lovely models.



all very fit and lovely,
wearing the minimum to avoid being arrested.



however, the one selected for "The Ideal Woman" was far

from a bathing beauty, but instead very helpful around the

house (and garage).





http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...idealwoman.jpg

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

You can keep her! I'd rather get up and get my own beer.....can't imagine her response if I asked if she knew where my keys were?

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Howard,

That's what beer-goggles are for!!!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

imagine her "grip"...ouch!...

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

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Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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Sam,

Would they look something like this? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/worship.gif

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/nuch_ss3...%20Germany.jpg

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

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Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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Sam,

Would they look something like this? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/worship.gif

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/nuch_ss3...%20Germany.jpg

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Bah, girls like that would only break your heart. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...-I-Have-It.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...-I-Have-It.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Add 2 strips of Duct Tape and then you got something! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

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Add 2 strips of Duct Tape and then you got something! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gif Although the young Shania is sweet, that blonde gets my vote for the SYC Golden Globes award?.
https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...-I-Have-It.gif
~ Pete

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

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....SYC Golden Globes award
~ Pete

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Golden globes indeed https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

I'm speechless. However, for some reason I'd really like to have a couple of vanilla milkshakes right about about now.

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Where are their tummies??

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Where are their tummies??

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http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...3/syctummy.jpg

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I'm speechless. However, for some reason I'd really like to have a couple of vanilla milkshakes right about about now.

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"Milkshakes" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

Chris,

Nice effort with the SYC logos, but they have to follow the
"flow" of the fabric. Being that the fabric is most likely stretched
to its maximum tensil strength, don't know that the SYC logos
would stay intact.......... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif Would hate to see fabric failure........

Steve

Re: The Ideal Woman
 

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Chris,

Nice effort with the SYC logos, but they have to follow the
"flow" of the fabric. Being that the fabric is most likely stretched
to its maximum tensil strength, don't know that the SYC logos
would stay intact.......... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif Would hate to see fabric failure........

Steve

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/hmmm.gifThats just you & your opinion........But i would bet their is a few here that would love to see a fabic failure and get their "HANES" on them!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif But it is for sure being tested. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gifThem "HANES" lady's dont have anything on this test!!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif