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Got into an argument with the wife last night. The wife thought I was too mean to one of the kids when I yelled at her when she unbuckled her seatbelt, opened the door and got halfway out of the car before the car stopped in the garage. I was in the carport watching it happen and yelled at her to get back in the car. Of course, the daughter jumps back in the car, starts crying and the wife says I was too harsh on her. (Logic would dictate you yell anything you can at that instant to prevent your kid from getting crushed by a car door hitting the garage wall) Anyway, they both proceed into the house in a moping, crying huff and I get peeved and hop in the truck and leave.

A couple hours pass, and strangely there are no "where are you" phone calls" on the cell phone, which I purposely left on the front seat so it would ring answerless.

I eventually come home and find she didn't even know I had left. She thought I was just out in garage working on the cars, or sitting in front of the computer. When I told where I had been and that she ruined a really good sulking episode, we both had a good laugh. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

I guess next time I will have to officially announce my impending angry departure prior to engaging in approved sulking behavior.

...and I know I was right to yell at the time, because at least my daughter is still alive, to be mad at me.

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Boy can I relate to that story. There is really nothing worse then throwing a temper tantrum, leaving and then finally giveing up and coming home only to find out you were never even missed. At least you two had a good laugh out of it. Great story!
Rick

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I usually go to the garage and sit in the Camaro with the car cover on till I think it is safe to go back inside. Unless she really makes me mad then I go out and buy a new motor or car. I actually had a car delivered the day before Mothers day one time without telling her till the truck arrived. It did not go very well.
Mark Sheppard

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I usually go to the garage and sit in the Camaro with the car cover on till I think it is safe to go back inside. Unless she really makes me mad then I go out and buy a new motor or car. I actually had a car delivered the day before Mothers day one time without telling her till the truck arrived. It did not go very well.
Mark Sheppard

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Ken https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif

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........and I know I was right to yell at the time, because at least my daughter is still alive, to be mad at me.

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Steve,

I know your pain all to well. If she stays angry over this,
let's hope it is a long-healthy anger........ https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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At least there's make-up sex!

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At least there's make-up sex!

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You must be a newlywed! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif
Rick

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Usually when a fight occurs or is brewing she leaves for a walk for an hour or so. Over 31 years of marriage. WHEWWWW! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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"You must be a newlywed!".......Rick,cmon there is always makeup sex. Its just that it comes in IOU form ,that eventually ends up as a bad debt https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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"You must be a newlywed!".......Rick,cmon there is always makeup sex. Its just that it comes in IOU form ,that eventually ends up as a bad debt https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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If only they'd give you a coupon you could redeem anywhere... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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"You must be a newlywed!".......Rick,cmon there is always makeup sex. Its just that it comes in IOU form ,that eventually ends up as a bad debt https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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If only they'd give you a coupon you could redeem anywhere... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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To see what it's "Really" Supposed to be like https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

Ken https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif

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Usually when a fight occurs or is brewing she leaves for a walk for an hour or so. Over 31 years of marriage. WHEWWWW! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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Sammy...with all the walking she does I bet she looks like a 20 year old !!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

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The key to a successful marriage? Let the wife handle the minor decisions, you handle the major ones. Works at my house. In 33 years of marriage, there has never been a major decision. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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The key to a successful marriage? Let the wife handle the minor decisions, you handle the major ones. Works at my house. In 33 years of marriage, there has never been a major decision. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gifYou missed your calling! Or is this a result of all those hours of 'Serious Demeanor' required by the Day Job? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

I've partied with others in your profession, and can say from experience........ Well, maybe that's best left for another time. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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At least there's make-up sex!

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The longer your marriage lasts, make-up sex takes on a
different form. You know - hall-way sex. That's where
you pass each other in the hall and say ****you to each
other.. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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I broke my future future wife in already to my car habit, couple of years ago when we first started dating i set the alarm on a saturday morning, woke up told her to get ready we had somewhere to be, we drove a couple of blocks to meet the semi that was delivering an ebay purchase 71 camaro drag car. she looked over at me and said dont you think we should have talked about this, i just shrugged, said no and started up the 500 hp small block and clicked it into gear.

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Marriage is just an expensive and painful way to get your laundry done. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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And just how have things been going since that day Indy??????

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Today, the stats say 50% of marriages end in DIVORCE.......the other 50% end in DEATH </font> !!!!!

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The key to a successful marriage? Let the wife handle the minor decisions, you handle the major ones. Works at my house. In 33 years of marriage, there has never been a major decision. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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At least there's make-up sex!

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The longer your marriage lasts, make-up sex takes on a
different form. You know - hall-way sex. That's where
you pass each other in the hall and say ****you to each
other.. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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I thought it was only me !!!

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my girl is as big of a gear head as I am...I've been able to become a bigger gearhead with her!... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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I envy you Bob, if you and your partner disagree you can just let the air out of her.......... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif------ https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

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I envy you Bob, if you and your partner disagree you can just let the air out of her.......... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif------ https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

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Hey Joe...good one! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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my girl is as big of a gear head as I am...I've been able to become a bigger gearhead with her!... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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Fred...it was a pleasure to meet you and "your girl" at SCR9 https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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"I envy you Bob, if you and your partner disagree you can just let the air out of her"...............................Belair, I thought you bought those air stem caps on ebay for your copo....

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She's getting a bit worn out !!! lips just dont pucker like they used to...

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She's getting a bit worn out !!! lips just dont pucker like they used to...

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She's getting a bit worn out !!! lips just dont pucker like they used to...

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Hey Bob, try using lipstick...

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my girl is as big of a gear head as I am...I've been able to become a bigger gearhead with her!... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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Fred...it was a pleasure to meet you and "your girl" at SCR9 https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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Bruce - it was a pleasure to meet you as well...we're looking forward to getting treated to Pavillions the next time we are in Arizona https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

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lol...would this be a good time and thread to announce that Erik Barr [Supercar_kid] is recently engaged to marry in the not too distant future. Man-O-Man, Erik...are you in for some life altering experiences...lol In a few years, you'll understand the humor in this thread. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/hmmm.gif

SS

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lol...would this be a good time and thread to announce that Erik Barr [Supercar_kid] is recently engaged to marry in the not too distant future. Man-O-Man, Erik...are you in for some life altering experiences...lol In a few years, you'll understand the humor in this thread. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/hmmm.gif

SS

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That's for sure... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

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lol...would this be a good time and thread to announce that Erik Barr [Supercar_kid] is recently engaged to marry in the not too distant future. Man-O-Man, Erik...are you in for some life altering experiences...lol In a few years, you'll understand the humor in this thread. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/hmmm.gif

SS

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Erik remember...marriage isn't a word - it's a sentence...