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To attempt this is Illegal,but to accomplish it isn't.
What am I???

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Going over niagra falls in whatever.

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Suicide.

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Suicide?

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Last two are correct. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/Charley.gif

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If you leave me your Chevelle in your Will, I promise I'll take excellent care of it https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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Boy Rick....are you having a bad day that you came up with that one???....just think about a "happy place"...

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John Kerry walks into a bar.
The bartender says,"Why the Long face?"...ba dum um.
Thank you I'll be here all week... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif

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"Live, from the stage of the William Tell Lounge at the Countryside Holiday Inn.........."

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A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer....and one for the road"

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A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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Two peanuts walk into a bar...and one was "a salted".

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A three-legged dog walks into a bar.

"I'm looking for the one that shot my paw", he says.