So I jump ship in Hong Kong.....
 

....and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

<span style="font-style: italic">A looper?</span>

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one...big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

Do you know what the Lama says?

<span style="font-style: italic">Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.</span>

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, &quot;Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.&quot;

And he says, &quot;Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.&quot;

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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I love this stupid movie. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif[/img]

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Rodney's finest moments.........

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It's amazing how many lines from that movie I still use today in everyday conversations.

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Every time I play golf with Tibor it's like being in that movie [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/rolleyes.gif[/img]

billy...billy..billy..

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...how bouta Fresca!

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love the part when 'carl' picks up the baby ruth in the emptied pool and eats it! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/biggthumpup.gif[/img]

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Any time at the course (anywhere for that matter) and we feel rain drops.


I don't think the hard is going to come down for while....

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I rest my case.... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/naughty.gif[/img]

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My personal favorite.......... &quot;You scratched my anchor!&quot;

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Where's Charley


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Who stepped on a duck?

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Just saw this today.

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You mean, you just ate that. NOT part of your diet [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/no.gif[/img]

Dan

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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.