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Annie after reading your post, I've decided this is NOT you they are talking about !! Tell me I'm not wrong

What's a 710?


Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I
lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked l ike.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over
to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this
car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg


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Big Bad Mo......I like that https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

I was just trying to get a car or two to drive. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/burnout.gif

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Hey Mo...you are in charge of parking cars again this year and handing out the goodie bags of Viagra,Key chains and osteoporosis medicine samples.

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Bob....now I don't want to take the parking job away from you, https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif I just want to show certain one's where to put their tables and keep the poodles outside where they belong. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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and keep the poodles outside where they belong. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif And if Schonye shows up with a poodle wearing antlers........ Keep HIM outside too! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

BTW; Bob parking cars? NOT a good idea! Have you seen his garage?https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif...actually I got a burst of energy and dropped the motor and trans into the Harrell tribute 64 !! It's hard to do that crap at my age

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/cool.gif Now this weekend you can get it running and be ready to drive it to Collinsville. I'll do the 'Period Correct Hand Lettering' at the track Friday! Free keychains to all my clients. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/burnout.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/3gears.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

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I believe your confused, and thinking of a mutual friend of ours who may wear a poodle SKIRT, and after some stiff refreshment, antlers. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gif
The key chains are very cool. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

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To those of you new to bracket racing, there will be an iformal crew that will help you with dialins, etc. Best advise, try to get at least 3 good runs in. Dial the time you think you can repeat consistantly. And don't break out.(running faster than your dialin).
Main thing is, everyone has an equal chance of winning. I figure Annie, and Barnhart in the finals, with Annie takin it with a Barnhart breakout. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif
Also, no electronics, delay boxs, air shifters throttle stops,etc. Jury may be out yet on line locks. Keep it fair, and fun. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif I will bring the shoe polish.