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Too Many Projects 02-11-2021 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lynn (Post 1536446)
Everett posted this pic over on Camaros.net


That's about the truth of business, isn't it ??!!

downunder1 02-11-2021 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart (Post 1536258)

That is down here in New Zealand.

Lee Stewart 02-11-2021 03:16 AM

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Keith Seymore 02-11-2021 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Too Many Projects (Post 1536451)
That's about the truth of business, isn't it ??!!

They missed a couple folks.

I don't see any specific groups dedicated to tracking and reporting Dave's progress.

K

ohhawk 02-11-2021 02:29 PM

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Nothing like dinner on the deck in Feb in Duluth (our grandson)..............

m22mike 02-11-2021 03:39 PM

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Mr70 02-11-2021 10:28 PM

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Lynn 02-12-2021 07:31 PM

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Posted on camaros.net

Lynn 02-12-2021 07:44 PM

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Lynn 02-12-2021 07:45 PM

Definition of "youtwitface"

Guy who double posts on a thread.

Too Many Projects 02-12-2021 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynn (Post 1536726)
Definition of "youtwitface"

Guy who double posts on a thread.


As the poster, you can, hit the edit button and delete one of them.

mssl72 02-12-2021 08:35 PM

But then we can't call them "youtwitface"!:wink:

m22mike 02-12-2021 08:47 PM

Lynn
This computer stuff is hard :confused2: don't be to hard on yourself

Lee Stewart 02-12-2021 10:45 PM

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Lynn 02-12-2021 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Too Many Projects (Post 1536729)
As the poster, you can, hit the edit button and delete one of them.

But then it wouldn't be funny.

Lynn 02-12-2021 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by m22mike (Post 1536737)
Lynn
This computer stuff is hard :confused2: don't be to hard on yourself

I posted, and it never showed up. So I posted again, and they were both there.

I should have gotten one of the 8 year old grandsons to help me.

Too Many Projects 02-13-2021 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lynn (Post 1536757)
I posted, and it never showed up. So I posted again, and they were both there.

I should have gotten one of the 8 year old grandsons to help me.


We have had our son, who is now 24, always set up any remotes and cell phones, because we could take hours to get thru it and he is of the "thumb generation" and flies around the keyboards and then hands it to us and says, "there ya go".

Lee Stewart 02-13-2021 10:37 PM

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427.060 02-15-2021 01:03 AM

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Lee Stewart 02-16-2021 02:08 AM

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427TJ 02-16-2021 06:51 PM

Something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.


A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:-

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking British Airways," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"British Airways?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it........"



A month later, the woman again came in to the hairdressing shop. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who the f**k did your hair?"

m22mike 02-18-2021 05:26 PM

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427.060 02-18-2021 06:21 PM

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Lee Stewart 02-20-2021 11:52 AM

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Burd 02-20-2021 02:21 PM

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Lynn 02-25-2021 07:19 PM

This video is too funny. I realize it is on a website that most consider far right. I do not support either the far right or the far left. The video itself is apolitical.

The lesson? Make sure you know all the facts before you fly off the handle and accuse others of wrong doing.

Enjoy: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/woman-car-gas-pump

m22mike 03-01-2021 01:00 PM

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Poor Mr Tater head :shocked:

Too Many Projects 03-01-2021 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by m22mike (Post 1539521)
Poor Mr Tater head :shocked:


MORE unacceptable PC crap, erasing history. They had a MRS. Potato head, why do they now need a gender neutral Potato head ??

How are they going to reproduce and continue existing ? :shocked:

Billohio 03-01-2021 11:08 PM

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Might be next

Burd 03-02-2021 01:06 PM

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My side still hurts from laughing. Lol
Jackie Gleason comes to mind, HOW SWEET IT IS.

Lee Stewart 03-03-2021 05:15 AM

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Burd 03-03-2021 12:21 PM

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Too Many Projects 03-03-2021 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart (Post 1539815)


AND, which you now have to PAY $35 to take a carry on with on VACATION too !!! Frikken airlines suck. We don't all live like Jack Reacher when we travel...:wink:

Burd 03-06-2021 02:53 AM

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parkbrau 03-11-2021 12:04 AM

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bbbentley 03-11-2021 01:57 AM

Joke
 
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Lee Stewart 03-11-2021 02:12 AM

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John Brown 03-14-2021 05:36 AM

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John Brown 03-14-2021 06:15 AM

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."


Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

Burd 03-18-2021 02:28 AM

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