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Too bad he wasn't driving a Lexus. He could have just blamed it on the floor mats

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how about,

Tiger's gonna need a wedge to get out of that mess.

or

that looks like a bad lie.

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LOL...you guys are funny! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a Ball 400 yards.


Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing




Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.




Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."





Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name: Cheetah




Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

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Since Elin is from Sweden, she´s probably a hardcore girl !

https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...s/headbang.gif

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I'll bet that she saw the text messages and got really pissed.

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And your handle is WHAT?? Oh Yeah WILMAS BOY Humm. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...emlins/eek.gif

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Wasn't the first time I was Howie's 'designated driver'. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/tongue.gif

Actually we were trying to find his hotel. He kept saying, "I think it's here; TURN LEFT NOW!!!!"

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Cumby...you have never gone to the left https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/flag.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif Touché. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/worship.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif