Re: Monday Morning Fun....
 

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I seem to remember a joke like that....the punch line was "I'll keep an eye out for you"...don't remember the joke https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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I remember that one. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif Remind me at the Reunion. Not something I'll post here. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/blush.gif

Re: Monday Morning Fun....
 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

Maybe someone swallowed the package and then sued Delta for pain in the but when it eventually came out.

Jan

Re: Friday Morning Fun....
 

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:

'Dave ................................,

Dave................................,




YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD!'

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