True story.

Back in the 70s a friend and his wife just finished watching a documentary about male prostitutes in Germany. The pros were getting paid $5 a pop (so to speak).

He jumps up from the couch and says: “I know where I am going.”

Runs into the bedroom and starts packing.

Wife: “Where the hell are you going?”

H: “I am going to Germany to be a male prostitute.”

Wife throws a suitcase up on the bed and starts packing.

H: “Where the hell are you going?”

W: “I am going to Germany and see how you live on $5 a month!”

:headbang:

Brad Upton, Scotch vs Makeup
 

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race for the first time and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey,that he entered it in another race,where it won by a wide margin.The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was upset with this kind of publicity,so he ordered the Pastor to not enter the donkey in another race.The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
That was too much for the Bishop,so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.The Pastor then decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.The local paper posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.He then informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10.The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
The infuriated Bishop then ordered the Nun to buy the donkey back,and let it loose in the country where it could roam wild.The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

They buried the Bishop the next day.

That is hilarious ��

Old farmer gets a visit from the new kid at the County Extension. Kid is all excited because he has all kinds of new techniques to teach the farmer about how to increase production on his farm

After letting the kid go on for about 30 minutes on all the latest techniques and gadgets, the farmer stops him and says: "Son, you don’t understand; I am ALREADY not farming as good as I know how."

Moral of the story: Farm as well as you know how. Now!

.................................. :)

:biggthumpup:

Car symbols
 

Probably a necessary evil, but...

................. :laugh: