Well, I got my first shot today, it wasn't too bad at all.
In fact it, it was so easy I decided to get my second shot today as well.

........as soon as the bartender gets back.

That must be Martin Molin's bathroom...:headbang:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gav...e them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to the golden years...

Guy picks up a genie bottle on the beach. Rubs it… sure enough a genie pops out.

“I will grant you any wish you want” says the genie.

Man: “Don’t I get three wishes?”

Genie: “No: that’s just in Hollywood. One wish.”

“Well, then, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but am deathly afraid of planes and boats. So, I want a highway from LA to Hawaii.”

Genie: “A highway to Hawaii??? You have got to be freakin kidding me. Do you have any idea of the logistics involved? What about shipping lanes? Is there anything else I can give you instead?”

Man: “OK, I will let you off the hook if you can tell me how a woman’s mind works.”

Genie: “Two lane or four?”

https://www.yenko.net/forum/cache.ph...%3Bcrop%3Dfill :biggthumpup:

Classic Cars...
 

Got this today from one my cronies...

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